okay pat passed out under dana's car
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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