I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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