We need to rekindle our bromance
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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