airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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