I need help removing her.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Randomize
