Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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