My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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