I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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