But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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