No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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