i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You have to summon your inner elephant
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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