It's like God shit irony all over that family
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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