An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i think i have two assholes
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it was like eating out sand paper
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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