This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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