My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
