That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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