if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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