I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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