it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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