I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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