You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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