I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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