He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
40s are totally the cure
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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