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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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