It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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