just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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