I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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