OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"