so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?