Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this