belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Shame - the story of my life.
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