I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
