So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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