Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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