What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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