I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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