So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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