They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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