So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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