i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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