community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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