Where is the hickey?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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