omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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