TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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