I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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