Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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