just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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