I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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