called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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