Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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