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you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Sext me about skeletons
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
