wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
