it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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