Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She announced her abortion via fbk
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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